1. Everyone older than you is “aunty” or “uncle”.

2. Don’t drive Saddle Road with pork in your car.

3. Dont whistle at night; the night marchers will find your ass.

4. “Haole”.

5. We make the best coffee. THE BEST.

6. We eat spam for dinner. JUST spam. Maybe with nori and rice.

7. But we eat rice with everything.

8. We can actually pronounce these words: kalanianaole, likelike, aiea.

9. Don’t go swimming in the Alawai.

10. Zippy’s Chili.

(via ker-ri)